Covering our own assets:

Use only as directed. No other warranty expressed or implied. May become slippery when wet. Keep away from fire or flames. You accept all responsiblity for misuse of Product. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement.

Please remain seated until the ride has come to a complete stop. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. CheekySeats.co.uk is not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform. Although robust enough for general use, adventures into the esoteric periphery may reveal unexpected quirks. Not designed or intended for use in on-line control of aircraft, air traffic, aircraft navigation or aircraft communications; or in the design, construction, operation or maintenance of any nuclear facility. May contain traces of various nuts and seeds.

Replace with same type, First pull up, then pull down, Your mileage may vary, Sanitized for your protection, Use only in a well-ventilated area, Postage will be paid by addressee.